Showing posts with label librarian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label librarian. Show all posts

05 January 2013

You Might Be A Librarian If... #librarianstress

Yesterday I participated in the twitter hashtag #librarianstress, a hashtag that started ironically as a backlash from a CNBC article that named “librarian” as one of the least stressful jobs on the planet. I participated in the mocking of both this article and the people who took it as a serious threat of our (librarians) position because I am the kid in the back of the class that enjoys making his friends laugh at uncomfortable subjects. Others, they had their own agendas. I cannot speak for them.

Here are the facts as I see them:

1) The “article” (more of a slideshow presentation) was attributed to Tony Lee, publisher of CareerCast.com. While Mr. Lee may have some influence as a public relations person, I see no peer reviewed or academic evidence he supports in his “findings,” nor as I went down the rest of the list did I see “random guy from second rate career website” listed as a “least stressful job of 2013.” I assure you, I did as much research in that search as Mr. Lee seemed to do and used the same criteria as he did, including “low pressure and warm fuzzies.” I can only conclude that Mr. Lee is under some degree of stress and getting no fuzzies.

2) The primary reaction in the library twitter community (including and chronicled in the excellent article from Rita Meade in her Screwy Decimal blog) was near immediate. Outrage that “librarian” was once again being stereotyped and marginalized in the vein of the spinster look or the sexy seductress in glasses was the immediate reaction. With good reason. The opportunity to have such a blatant “look at the cute little librarian” is not one that any advocate of libraries should pass up. Where the light is shining, stand and speak.

3) The secondary reaction came in the form of jokes. The hashtag #librarianstress was created (credit: homance ladies) to give an exaggerated view of the “stresses” librarians live through on a day to day basis. Another platform, another voice. Not wrong, not right, just another reaction that proved popular. So popular, in fact, that it soon became a national trend on twitter as the persons from the outraged group began using it. The fun of a satirical hashtag being used for real purposes is not lost here, nor was it there. It was at that point that I began pretending to be fictional librarians because, well, the next logical step was to use things others had just made the hell up.

4) Finally, nothing changed. As of midnight the night the slideshow was published, no retraction has been printed, no apology has been made, and we begin the weekend with a few belly laughs, some hurt feelings, and little else. Maybe some beer or wine. Whiskey to comfort sore throats, let’s not be picky. It is cold outside.

All this because of some guy from some website.

Here is what I believe:

Public librarians are under stress, now more than ever. Underfunded, understaffed and outmatched by technology as it increases daily, the public library is, in the definition of stress, under a “constraining force or influence.” People want more than ever before, and public libraries are able to give less. Instruction on technology, ebooks, books, magazines, whatever, these all cost money and there is no money to give and only a few properly trained individuals to pick the best ones when money is available. That is stress and it comes from both sides. See, the public library is the public. When the people are stressed, when the library is stressed, the mirror is there. The reflection of a library on the people it serves and visa versa can be painful and at times unbearable. From someone who has served for nearly a decade, this can wear someone down very quickly. Throw in a disaster or two, personal or otherwise, and the stress builds. Do not discount that.

Okay, here’s the part where you might want to put the kids to bed, because I am gonna use some strong language.  Some statements made on twitter today got me pretty mad. You have been warned.

“My [whoever] is a doctor/surgeon/nurse and if he messes up someone dies. That’s stress. Librarians don’t have stress.”

Fuck you. Yeah, I know nobody has ever died by a direct result of my actions or in-actions (that I know of, I am still relatively young) as a librarian. I applaud and in no way discount the acts of anyone in the medical or other field that puts their lives and other's lives in their hands.

But I know what I have done. I am not a teacher, but I have taught more impromptu English, history, computer and science classes than I can count. I am not a lawyer, but I have given out reams of legal forms and information. I am not an accountant, but I have gone through every tax document that is on record. I am not a police officer, but I have aided in the arrest of some deviant individuals. I am not a social worker, but I have sat with battered women and children. I am not a doctor, but I have waited for ambulances. I am not in anyway qualified to provide psychiatric counseling, but I have listened to hundreds, maybe thousands of stories of hell, from refugees of disaster areas to elderly patrons just wanting to talk. I am a librarian, I am accountable, and I have been under stress in my job more than once.

I am a librarian, and I am one of the least in the profession. Other librarians have done so, so, so much more than I ever have or will and have done it with more grace and dignity and given their patrons the same. And they bear all that stress gladly. To them, I say thank you for your service and hope you are too busy enjoying your career to read this.

16 November 2012

Librarian Tattoo Calendar

"The Youth Services Section of the Massachusetts Library Association has a new fundraiser: the Tattooed Youth Librarian Calendar. Sixteen models from libraries all over Massachusetts participated in the photo shoot on September 16, 2012. A local photographer volunteered his time and talent for this great cause."

Hell yeah, let's get those tattooed librarians off of Tumblr and into your home on a paper calendar!  Oh, yeah, I can't wait to read quotes and see book covers come to life on the skin of my fellow book pushers! 
Only one problem: There's twelve months in a year.  Not sixteen.  I guess I can see some Voltron librarians out there that got matching tattoos that link together and create mystical energy like some kind of twin versions of that scene in the Constantine movie with the Keanu Reeves to banish evil patrons, but I doubt it.  More than likely there's a couple crazy kids out there with a couple of Harry Potter fanfic tats, but there you go.
Librarians Ink: Massachusetts Librarians Reveal Tattoos in New Calendar - Patch.com

22 October 2012

Serenade at the Library!

"Joel Caithamer... uses his music background to help promote the Kenton County Public Library. With several music CDs to his credit, as well as his regular television appearances, he says he’s promoting it a lot.
'I’ve been Children’s Services Coordinator at the William E. Durr Branch (in Independence) for over six years and I’ve really been enjoying visiting area schools with my guitar as part of our library outreach services,' he says. 'I perform and promote the library for hundreds of kids each month.'"

Singing librarian, huh?  Well, that must be a hoot and a half while you are trying to study.  I kid.  Actually this seems like a great way to promote library services while also getting to do what you love.  The closest I ever came to this was writing a murder mystery party and that was only awesome because I got to kill my old director.

I think more libraries should be like this.  Hell, let's ratchet it up a bit and take a note from our Mexican and Italian brothers.  Who would not want a roaming band of mariachi or violin players walking around the 'brary serenading young couples.  Maybe a girl handing out roses for a dollar.  This could be awesome. 

Librarian makes music for library - Cincinnati.com

26 February 2012

Top Six Best Movie Libraries

The Oscars are tonight so I decided to look back at libraries in cinema.  The library is an influential setting as it denotes knowledge and a place for the characters to regroup.  And it can have some cool stuff in it.  So here, presented in alphabetical order are the Six Best Movie Libraries:

Ghostbusters: New York Public Library
This is not a made up library, you say.  True, the New York Pulbic Library is a fixture on the biblio landscape, but this movie proves how great it can be: freaking ghosts.  When the boys go on their first job and encounter the irregular stacked books and the librarian ghost, it is hard not to feel a little bad your library is not so haunted.





Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Hogwart”s Library

The library shows up over and over in J K Rowling’s fictional tale of the boy wizard, but none so prominent as in the first movie.  This library is badass not because of its fantastical subject matter but because of the Restricted section, a place for evil and uncontrollable books.  Whoa to thee who opens those evil tomes.





Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Unnamed Venice Library
Indy checks out the library for a moment before smashing through the floor and finding an ancient crypt below.  While the library itself is not that important a setting, it simply has to be mentioned because of the hilarious part with the “stamp guy.”



Librarian: Quest of the Spear:  The Library
Do I even have to say why this library is awesome?  It holds the ancient artifacts from across history, both magical and mundane.  How cool would it be to catalog Excalibur?



Name of the Rose: Monastery Library
This dark and depressing crime drama set in olden times is home to one of the greatest libraries in written and filmed history.  How many of you wished you worked in a labyrinthine building filled with deadly traps and codes.  Bonus points for Sean Connery in a bowl cut.



Pagemaster: Public Library
Crappy movie only good for mocking and nostalgia, but come’on, the library can turn you into a cartoon.  That’s just a little bit awesome of a plot device in anyone’s book.



Pleasantville: Pleasantville Public Library

While not awesome in the regular sense, it is cool as a narrative device.  In a world without color or passion, books are blank and empty.  As the world fills, so do the books, making the library one of the best places in town.  I have to believe this library is awesome just for that.


Honorable mentions:


Beautiful Mind: Princeton Library
Yeah, not much of a plot point, but images of beautiful windows with reading nooks are awesome.
Breakfast Club: School Library
This movie could be set in any school location, but the dynamic look of library with statues, balcony’s and doors that won’t stay open keep it iconic.
Music Man: River City Library
Again, not all that important to the plot, but the music number is great.
Stephen King’s It: Derry Library
The scene could be left out, but Pennywise showing up and doing a creepy dance in the library was memorable.
With Honors: Widener Library
Maybe I just want to live in the basement of a library with miles of books overhead.
What Dreams May Come: Heaven’s Library
Brief scene with really cool library that you could fly around.  Heaven, indeed.

Special thanks to the project of Movie Librarians for research

10 February 2012

Library's Need a Pirate Mentality

Getting an MLIS would be so much more fun if it were more like how you Joined the navy back in the day:

"I went out drinking with these librarians... Next thing I knew I woke up in the stacks with nothing but a cataloging manual and a cart of books.  A disembodied voice yelled out 'Shelve or die, page!' 

Over the next couple of months I would run across a new cart with more books and I would shelve those, too.  All I had to eat was stale popcorn and juice boxes. 

Then, slowly, I learned the way of the Dewey and found my way out of the stacks.  I learned I was the only one of my group to do so, making me worthy of the title 'library assistant.'  After a few more years, battling incoming patrons and manning the computer lab, I made friends with The Director.  Less and less was I told to go out to the desk.  I was made a part of the institution.

One day she bid me into her office.  'I am not the true Director' she said, 'The real Director has been retired for years and living quite comfortably in Florida.  The next shift change, I too shall retire and leave you the library.'

Good to her word, she retired and I took her position after we found a new crew.  Every once in a while she would pop back in, all the while calling me Director.  And that's how I became The Director of the library."

Yeah, I wish it was that way.  I wish it was so that when the Director retired, they moved a worthy soul up and hired from the bottom.  But looking at library job postings can tell you this is not the common practice.  Why would you want to get new blood in the profession, anyway?  Might as well only advertise for director positions, it is not like those new graduates know anything useful. 

And going out drinking after work would be so much more fun if we could kidnap people.  Just saying.

14 September 2011

Librarian of Congress In It To Win It

82-year-old James Billington, the 13th Librarian of Congress, has no plans to retire soon.  The forward thinking national librarian has been in the position since 1987, working on materials and libraries in charged political climates from the fall of Soviet Russia to the upheaval in several Arab nations.  He talked recently with The Hill about his career.
“I have no plans at this point — sorry to disappoint you... The Lord’s been very kind, and I’m in the middle of a lot of interesting things. And of course, it’s a time when all cultural institutions are facing lots of challenges... At my age and in this position, my job is to see that as much of what is valuable and important for the United States has a chance to survive in this difficult economic climate, that it has a chance to contribute to a knowledge-based democracy and its place in the world.” thehill
Well, I thank him for his service and his unwillingness to retire, setting a trend across the nation for other librarians to do the same.  I kid.  I also am looking for further employment, but could not imagine doing Mr. Billington's job with a 10-foot-pole.  Do you think he knows something about the social security program that we don't?

25 August 2011

Librarian on a Plane

Diamond Select Toys Marvel Select Incredible Hulk Action FigureAn Austrian librarian on an Austrian Airlines flight from Washington to Vienna lunged at a flight attendant and had to be restrained by three people last weekend.   Harald Albrecht, the librarian in question, said he took a sleeping pill with some wine and does not remember the incident.
Albrecht was delusional and intoxicated when gardaĆ­ came on board, and when he sobered up the Austrian “was severely remorseful and embarrassed”, Garda O’Rourke said.
Albrecht was coming from a five-week internship at a New York library where he was studying the Holocaust and he has no previous convictions.
Reading out a written statement to court, Albrecht told Judge John O’Neill he would like to apologise to Austrian Airlines, the cabin crew and the passengers.
He took the tablet because he was afraid of flying over the ocean. -irishtimes.com
Well, ain't that a hell of a thing?  Think you are going on a relaxing trans-atlantic flight and some librarian freaks out and starts trashing the place.  It's like my mama always said, "If you are going to drink with pills, make sure you do it on dry land."  She's my angel.

04 April 2011

The Librarian Has Rink Rash

Roller Derby Women's Roller Star Quad Skate, Size 08
Wheels of Fury
Once there was a librarian named Kate Mossman, the assistant director of the Everett Public Library in Everett, Washington.  Kate loved... stuff, I guess, I do not have that information.  What I do know is that she saw some roller derby girls at a Forth of July parade four years ago and decided to kick some ass.  Now, as part of the "Camaro Harem," Mossman has transformed into "Missus Unshine," a badass librarian thrashing the rink and taking fines out of your boo-tay.  Skate or die, Missus Unshine!

What would your roller derby name be, if you were awesome enough to have one?  I always liked Judy Boom, Bomb Clancy, Rudyard Crippling, Nancy Drewblood, Jane Bondage, Agony Christie, Jane Ire, Beatrix Plotter, or maybe E. M. Forcer, but, like the song says, "I'm a dude so I'll just have to watch."

07 March 2011

Someone Get Elton John an iPod

Elton John - Greatest Hits 1970-2002Elton John recently commented that he had a new room built to hold his music collection complete with librarian to take care of it all.  Really?  EJ is so busy he can't spend a Saturday with iTunes and clear that stuff up himself?  I guess in this job market you can not really complain, but "Elton John, that's right the Elton John's personal CD librarian" does not really roll off the resume, now does it?

And honestly, when did digital music become the poor people's medium?  I can see them now at Rich People Villa, "Oh, yes, Muffy, I simply had so many episodes of MacGyver on the discs, I had to hire someone to take care of it all."

Check out the rest of what EJ had to say here.

20 September 2010

Librarians in X: Movies

Yeah, it has been done.  A lot.  Probably every librarian with a blog has to write this post.  This will be my first look at the librarian stereotype in popular culture, starting with movies.  Librarian's in movies (in most media) exist are to tell the hero/audience the information they need to know to continue the story.  They are exposition fodder.  This list will attempt to give out the best of them.  It will not be pretty.  No, I will not cover all of your favorite movies.  Honestly, I am not even gonna cover my favorite movies with librarians in them.  I am simply going to cover the ones that I sort of remember that cover the gambit of the stereotype as I see it.  Plus, most if not all are pretty fun to watch.  Let us begin:


The Librarian series
Dr. Carter is The Librarian: an Indiana Jones wannabe tasked with finding, collecting, and storing all the mystical artifacts of the world in The Library.  The clinch is that Dr. Carter (not his real fake name, his real name is Noah Wyle) uses not his nerve and power to get the job done, but his random knowledge of everything in the universe.  Most of the solutions are a bit random and odd, but this series makes for good viewing fun if you find yourself stuck on TNT and your TV is drunk.


The Mummy series
The basic plot of this series is an Indiana Jones wannabe and his librarian sidekick woman slash wife keep raising up ancient mummy people who then try to destroy the world and/or Cleveland.  The only reason the librarian in this movie is a librarian is so she can give random information and yell out "I'm a librarian!" in tense situations.  I do not bemoan these movies or their protaganists, I just like to turn my brain off every once in a while.


The Music Man
I know three types of people that have watched this movie and will comment on it.  The first is the average movie goer, who comments with a veracious "Eh."  The second are musical fans, who dub the original 1962 version as one of the best things to hit singing cinema since something that is popular with those people.  The third are librarians, who hate the Marion the Librarian cliche with a fire bordering akin to burning at Alexandria.


Party Girl
This independent movie is a fun romp as a goofy party girl becomes a librarianish person.  I do not remember too much about this movie except the exceptional acting of Parker Posey and her reciting or saying something about the Dewey Decimal system.  Insert snarky joke here.  Ha ha!  Good times, Good times, rent it and have fun.


The Gun In Betty Lou's Handbag
This little bit of cinema forget-me-not is about a small town librarian (Penelope Ann Miller) who gets the sexy back after having a fun little bit of mayhem and carnage.  I think vampires were involved with circus midgets.  I am also a liar.


It's a Wonderful Life
Donna Reed plays second fiddle to some dude who hates her life.  She's a librarian.  She does not fight crime in any way.  He promises her the moon, yet she does not bother to tell him that is physically impossible, also fiscally impossible as his whole situation revolves around losing money.  Wait for December and NBC or TBS will play this movie over and over.


The Pagemaster
The Home Alone kid breaks into a library after having some type of problem with his home life.  After an adventure through the magical world of cartoon books, he learns something important.  I dunno.  I just remember Doc Brown as the creepy librarian.  I think he inspired me to become a librarian.  If you can find this movie, maybe you are The Librarian.


UHF
Awesome movie featuring this scene.  Nuff said.



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