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Once there was a librarian named Kate Mossman, the assistant director of the Everett Public Library in Everett, Washington. Kate loved... stuff, I guess, I do not have that information. What I do know is that she saw some roller derby girls at a Forth of July parade four years ago and decided to kick some ass. Now, as part of the "Camaro Harem," Mossman has transformed into "Missus Unshine," a badass librarian thrashing the rink and taking fines out of your boo-tay. Skate or die, Missus Unshine!
What would your roller derby name be, if you were awesome enough to have one? I always liked Judy Boom, Bomb Clancy, Rudyard Crippling, Nancy Drewblood, Jane Bondage, Agony Christie, Jane Ire, Beatrix Plotter, or maybe E. M. Forcer, but, like the song says, "I'm a dude so I'll just have to watch."
