Tales from the eBook Zone: The eReader in Betty Lou's Bag

Welcome to an alternate dimension. A dimension unlike our own where people do not understand new technology yet insist that it be implemented and allowed to exist for free. A dimension where companies who have priced this technology do not understand what they have (I mean they get what it is, they are not jerks who just get stuff and are all "What's this? Let's sell it" without understanding its purpose in this world). Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, here's one such story from a place called... The eBook Zone.

New Stephen King Book a Time Romp

Scott Bakula's dreamy...

Stephen King's newest novel will be about a time traveler stopping the assassination of JFK encouraged by his friend Al.  Yep. I thought I had heard that premise, too.

I am not going to sit here on my sad little donkey and call out Stephen "I could write with my pee in the snow better than you" King.  Hell, I once pitched an idea for a novel that combined the plots of The Tempest and Death of a Salesman.  I do not know what I am talking about.  But com'on.  You better believe I am going to read it and I am almost sure it will be good.  But come the hell on...

I swear this is true and so does Library Journal.  Their swearing sounds classier, though.