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Stephen King's newest novel will be about a time traveler stopping the assassination of JFK encouraged by his friend Al. Yep. I thought I had heard that premise, too.
I am not going to sit here on my sad little donkey and call out Stephen "I could write with my pee in the snow better than you" King. Hell, I once pitched an idea for a novel that combined the plots of
The Tempest
and
Death of a Salesman
. I do
not know what I am talking about. But com'on. You better believe I am going to read it and I am almost sure it will be good. But come
the hell on...
I swear this is true and
so does Library Journal. Their swearing sounds classier, though.