Showing posts with label Roberta Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roberta Smith. Show all posts

30 March 2012

6-Year-Old Thinks Sticker Is Fucking Awesome

Tina Smith thinks the sticker she received today in the Banned Library is fucking awesome.  Betty Lou from circulation gave the child the sticker after issuing Tina her first library card.
"I don't think I have ever seen a child so happy to get such a small thing," Betty Lou said, "she just thinks it's the best thing ever."
Tina's mother, Roberta Smith, 22, thinks otherwise, "Great, now I won't get to check my email in peace without 'Mom, look how fucking awesome my stuipid sticker is.' Whatever."
After plastering the fucking awesome star-shaped, glittery red and green sticker to her face, Tina walked around the library asking anyone she saw if they wanted to touch it.  Few took her up on the offer.