So I been ill for a day or so,so I'll try to be funny all in one go.
Not trying to rhyme,
not all the time.
This is breaking down.
I feel like a clown.
So here's the news, this time I mean it.
Anybody got a peanut?
Singer lady Taylor Swift donated over 6,000 books to- I'ma let you finish I just need a cheap cameo. Whine, whine, who's got wine?- the city of Reading, PA. cbsnews
A homeless man in the Evanston Public Library threw a chair through a wall after over a banning dispute for behavior. That'll fix it, hombre. Patch
Librarians turned defacement into an art show when play-write Joe Orton's artistic vandalism of library books was put on display. Well, way to fix the problem. Got a crazy notion to write your memoirs in library book bindings? Hey, we may publish that. Guardian
Pace University has commented on shutting down the Henry Birnbaum Library due to bedbugs, saying, "Yep, we got bedbugs." gothamist
Self-published wunderkind author Amanda Hocking is moving into the world of graphic novels with Dynamite Entertainment. Write on, ya crazy kid! PublishersWeekly
Children's book illustrator Sophie Blackall has created a book based on Craigslist's "Missed Connections" section. "You were in red, I had a gimp mask on. We were on the subway and you really creeped me out by asking if I wanted to pose nude for the delight of children. I still do." NYDailyNews
Toronto library staff have proposed to cut staff and hours in an effort to appease Mayor Rob Ford's requests that budgets be trimmed. Next, Toronto police will buy their own bullets and gas and teachers will... hell, teachers got nothing either. citytv