Some unholy, disturbing things happen right in the public view. I am not talking about beatings, murders, rapes, and riots either. I am talking about the silent oddities and eccentricities that set off the Somebody Else's Problem Drive in our brains and allow us to turn away unscathed. Two elderly pimps on a tandem bicycle, a man with a snake weaved into his weave, cats dressed as people, it never ends but it is part of everyday life. Even in the smallest of towns there is always someone a little "touched in the head," as my grandmother used to say. How come consensual sex is not part of this list (outside of New Orleans)?
Everybody does it. It is literally why we are all here. And like everything, some individuals fetishize it. Some abuse it. Some downright worship it. Is this because it is still a taboo topic in modern society? Is it because there are still laws on the books about "irregular" sex such as sodomy, oral and, well anything except the puritanical makin'-baby lovin' of the missionary position? Are we backwards or is the system backwards or are we backwards because of the system? I am not here to answer any of those questions. I am here because of a debate that is now on simmer but could boil over at anytime: porn in the library.
Earlier this week, a
lawsuit was filed against the Birmingham Public Library by one of its library assistants. In the suit, the worker claims that administrators allegedly did nothing to stop the use of pornographic images and video on library computers by patrons. I suppose displaying such material is against library policy and even state law. This
comes on the heels of the
New York library allowing porn to be looked up on its own computers. These are not
isolated incidents, just a way of life in the world of public information. Should we regulate what information people have access to, or just patron behavior as they access it? I have
"reported" on this kind of stuff before, but now I feel it is time to play devil's advocate.
What is the upside of porn in the library? Well, I thought of seven reasons. Check them out after the jump.
1. 1st Amendment |
| Allowing "Fixing the Cable" everywhere |
Information should be free. That is not just a chant for hackers and those weirdos online that like to download every season of "My Little Pony." If information is freely spoken, then that information should be freely obtainable within copyright law. Some will argue art and entertainment, vital news vs fluff news, but when it all comes down to it, it is information freely spoken. Ideas, beliefs, man on woman on man on donkey action, whatever, are information that can be freely found online. Denying information is wrong and is censorship, pure and simple. This should not be "American," this should be a global truth.
2. Identify the Creeps |
| Exhibit A. |
What can a privacy screen show that a middle-aged man in sweatpants hanging around the children's department at noon not tell you? Not much. But all the weirdos do not look like Lester the Molester. Some have ties, slacks, and a basic knowledge of hygiene. If staff see pornography being viewed in a public library, they can file those people away in their brains. The "normal" people can be silently filed away as potential problems simply by what they are viewing. Remember, this is a public library. What you are doing is not private and will allow others to make judgement on you.
3. More Tame than Literature (and Better than Twilight) |
| For Kids! |
Ever heard of an author named Zane? This author makes Cinemax blush. They are also fairly well written books that never fail to entertain. I am only singling out her because she is one of many erotic authors that is present on library shelves across the nation. Erotic, violent, and subversive fiction and nonfiction populate the shelves and are heavily checked out. Even the Twilight series, a series for young adults, fetishizes lust and carnal desire in the absence of common interests and conversation. One could argue that by reading these scenes and causing your own mind to come up with the emotions and visuals could be more damaging and changing than the dirtiest porn or the most violent video game. I know several books that changed my life by introducing themes and emotions I would not otherwise had access to, let alone a quasi dialog with. I love video games, but I really cannot think of one that caused that in me. And as far as porn goes, it does not hide what it is. Like Animal Planet, porn on the internet is often a documentary of two or more animals going at it with little story or need for investment by the viewer.
4. Allow Staff to Concentrate on More Pressing ProblemsBudget problems, patron disputes, lost materials, these are library problems. Worrying about what people are accessing on the internet should not be. If someone is reading a book, I do not care why. I should not care why another person is online. As I librarian, I have other concerns. Will we be staffed tomorrow? Is the HVAC system working in the middle of summer? Are all the computers running correctly? Do we have enough change in the money drawers? Will the summer reading program be done before the book club gets here because we read the killer clown book this month and those old ladies can not take the shock? If I know Lester the Molester is safe at a computer terminal, then that is one problem off my book for the day. Every little bit helps.
5. Healthy Alternative to Animal Mating Videos |
| Rule 34: Slash Fic for all occations |
Imagine if you will, a normal library day. A cry of a baby from the children's department. A cough from the silent reading room. The reek-reek-reek of receipt printers. Then one of the staff calls me over to the computer lab. A teenager, fourteen or so, has been causing problems in the lab. Not loud. Not talking back. His parent signed the access form, so he is there with no recourse. Nope, it was because he was viewing horses doin' it. And doin' it well. And urinating. And a myriad of other acts that I did not know horses could do. No people, because YouTube will not allow that. Just horses. Here's a link, spoilers:
horses doin' it. No choice but to let him continue because, well, that is not covered in the "doin' it" policy or the state indecency laws. We all get curious when we are young, but come on. Please do not let this be your child. Porn is not that bad.
6. Won't Have to Replace the Art and Exercise Materials So Often |
| National Pornographic |
Walk into the public restroom or all the way in the back to that lonely quiet corner of the library. What will you find there? The
Joy of Sex
,
Shape Magazine
, and
The Art of Drawing
. Like the National Geographic before them, these books and their ilk show boobies. Those boobies make them a target for stealing, not returning, and hiding in the dark recesses of the library, so much so that some libraries make them request items. If porn was freely available on the library computers, no one would even think of actually
looking for the stuff. Just Google it, am I right?
7. WiFi Already Lost Us The ControlLook around your library. How many smartphones, laptops, tablets and video game systems can you count? I carry at least four WiFi-enabled, internet capable devices on me just cause that's what I have. Our library's WiFi, like most libraries, requires no key to gain access to it. Hell, even outside of libraries there are at least 10 WiFi spots within a two minute drive, and we are not even that big a city. Now think about all that access, free and relatively unfiltered. Someone is already used and/or using your library for porn. Not just the bikini pics of girls in Cosmo, either, real-funky-cold-Medina porn. So, sorry to tell you, libraries are already allowing access. Even the most advanced filter can not catch everything. It is okay if you do not see it, though, right?
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Somebody hacked the Sesame Street Youtube page and posted porn on it. And by 'hacked' we probably mean to say the hackers probably guessed the answer to the secret question guarding their password ("How do you get to Sesame Street?") was "your mom." 
