Airplane Joke

Still testing, here's another joke:

Three guys are in an airplane flying high over a major city.  One has a cigar puffing away, one has a dog barking, and one has a baby crying.

The flight attendant has had enough.  He walks over, grabs the cigar from the man's mouth, opens the emergency door and throws it out.

Cigar man, outraged, grabs the dog and throws it out the emergency door.

Dog man, livid, grabs the baby but before he can throw the child out the door a brick smashes him in the face and kills him.

Brick Joke

Brick Joke

Sorry for this random post, but I seem to be having trouble with my feeds and may send out a few for testing.  Here's a joke:

Three construction workers were standing around a work site one day having lunch.  The first looks at the other two and says, "You guys are worthless.  I bet 10 bucks I can throw a brick higher than both of you."
The other two take the bet and gather three equal sized bricks.
The first guy leans way back and throws his brick.  The brick goes up and over the tallest crane at the construction site.
The second guy leans way back and throws his brick.  His brick goes up and over the skyscraper next door to the construction site.
The third guy leans way back and throws his brick.  They never see the brick land.

Get it?!

 Airplane Joke