This made me laugh so hard I sat up and coughed up the embedding code.
Although I have to ask:
1) Does he need a polo shirt to go to the library? That just seemed extraneous.
2) Should he be talking that loud around others trying to study? I think that guy threw him a lap top to shut him up.
3) I feel bad for that book cart, it was designed to carry books and may be warped by using it like that. (you should always have 3 things on a list. Otherwise it just looks silly.)
Shout out to The Wee Librarian, where I first saw this.
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