“I nominate Natalie Ford to be our new children’s librarian,” I said to the board of directors, “She has the requisite Master’s of Library and Information Science, experience in both management and library work, and both myself and Betty Lou observed her perform an excellent, well-prepared story time.”
Mrs. Carol Anne Kinney cleared her throat, “We would like to take the time to appreciate how hard your staff and and yourself have worked to fill this position before the month is over, even over more important matters.”
Mrs. Kinney was of course referring to the theft of her pet project, the Little Banned Library, which had been stolen earlier in the month.
She continued, “But before we vote on accepting your nomination to this very important position, could you please tell us about the other candidates you interviewed.”
Mrs. Carol Anne Kinney cleared her throat, “We would like to take the time to appreciate how hard your staff and and yourself have worked to fill this position before the month is over, even over more important matters.”
Mrs. Kinney was of course referring to the theft of her pet project, the Little Banned Library, which had been stolen earlier in the month.
She continued, “But before we vote on accepting your nomination to this very important position, could you please tell us about the other candidates you interviewed.”
