Computers Going Down And Nobody Had Fun

Today was a day that will live in the infirmary. A small plague is sweeping through the Banned Library that I feel has something to do with everyone being whiny losers. A little hay comes drifiting through the air and suddenly everyone has a fever dealing with the hay. But not only the people, no, the computers seem to have caught a little virus as well.

We started today as normal. Dave was telling me an interesting story about a monkey on Youtube that can work on cars when all hell broke loose. You may believe I am using a metaphor, and I am. Hell did not, in fact, break loose. I would be hard pressed, however, to find a more apt description for the sounds that came from the computer lab when the Internet went down for six minutes.

The Banned Server.  Pray.

I do not want to get technical, but the computer server did a hiccup and had a booboo. That is how Dave explained it to me. He could have told me the magical fairy craps out the Internet was constipated and I would have been okay. And I was okay. I understand how technology does not work sometimes. Patrons do not.