Great. What is next, "The Jersey Shore Guide to Pimping the Playground, Catchin Some Cooties, and Playing Doctor with Older Kids"? There are some people that should leave the area of children's lit alone and someone who made his career dipping into the lives of celebrities might be one of them. Of course, as someone who follows childish antics for a living, maybe he does have some insight in this.
Also, I kinda secretly hope they confuse the script for the book for one of his blog articles. "The Boy with Pink Hair" becomes a coke infused Lindsay Lohan biography.
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