Man, times have changed. Back in my day, bus drivers would tell you to sit down on those green plastic, seatbelt-less benches and be quiet. Now, they are setting up little libraries for the kids to entertain themselves with. What happens next? Escalation, that's what. Today it's books. Tomorrow, television. Soon, the little jerks are gonna be handed iDroidPads and in-bus movies. Then, after the collapse of civilization the attention starved hooligans are going to rebel against their creators. And who will they turn to? The bus drivers, that's who. The way to school will then be bathed in the blood of the innocent as the yellow death machine becomes a rolling thunder dome. Pray for the children.
Books on the bus: Southern Door bus driver shares daughter's books with students - Green Bay Press Gazette:
Books on the bus: Southern Door bus driver shares daughter's books with students Green Bay Press Gazette “The fact that we are utilizing the peers and the peers mentor idea I think is probably the most …encouraging thing about (Books on the Bus),” said Missy Bousley, Southern Door Title 1 reading specialist. Over time Chaudoir's book collection has ... and more » |