Patron Thinks Library is Best Thing Since Individually Wrapped Cheese

 The following is from a post card sent to the Banned Library:

"To Who It Is Concerning:
Forget sliced bread, you guys are better than those little cheese slices you get wrapped in plastic.  I can slice my own damn bread but that cheese is convenient as hell and so are you, library people.
Keep on keepin on,
Jasper Crunch"

The reverse side of the postcard was a picture of an pagoda with the words "If you were here, I'd go home" written on it.