The Alma Public Library is making plans to reenact the sinking of the Titanic in honor of the boats 100th birthday. The library will sponsor a dinner that will serve the same food as was on the Titanic.
If I were running this, immediately after the dinner, my buddy would throw a block of ice through the window with a note that says "Go back to land, shipmates!" Then I would blast Celene Dion and have a couple bungee (or not-bungee, depends on depression levels) jump off the roof before hitting the sprinklers. Bad luck for all those people who chose to sit in the children's department, though, cause we are locking them inside to drown. Hell, we might even block all the doors but the front one so there's only so many options for escape.
In case you are wondering, my library events have on average a 50% mortality rate.
Titanic reenactment event planned at Alma Public Library
If I were running this, immediately after the dinner, my buddy would throw a block of ice through the window with a note that says "Go back to land, shipmates!" Then I would blast Celene Dion and have a couple bungee (or not-bungee, depends on depression levels) jump off the roof before hitting the sprinklers. Bad luck for all those people who chose to sit in the children's department, though, cause we are locking them inside to drown. Hell, we might even block all the doors but the front one so there's only so many options for escape.
In case you are wondering, my library events have on average a 50% mortality rate.
Titanic reenactment event planned at Alma Public Library